Grantaire wannabee who places too much value on her Hogwarts house

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the Mountain Goats - No Children (Middle East Downstairs 9/26/06)

jd says “oh it is butts. just butts” so please listen

i have an mp3 of just the butt charts part because i feel it’s important

Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:

☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm

☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again

☐ A dog looked at me

☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance

☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven

☐ Daylight savings time

☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?

☐ Girls are too pretty

☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted

☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen


like this post if u are queer and tired, reblog if u are queer and tired x10

I think I talk about you like a man prays in a burning church.
M. Brown (via 5000letters)


ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it
This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)


imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food


Fire cannot kill the dragon